Dinner with Donald Trump sounds like a true and Watch Captain Hooker and Peter Porn (1987)complete nightmare, right?
Well, Woody Harrelson can confirm. For him, the experience was so obnoxious that he excused himself midway through to smoke a joint.
Harrelson, who has since given up smoking weed, detailed the experience to his insufferable friend Bill Maher on Friday night's Real Time.
In 2002, Harrelson explained, he attended a dinner with his friend Jesse Ventura. Trump was also in attendance -- in fact, he was courting Ventura to be his running mate on (get this) the 2004 Democratic presidential ticket.
"It was brutal," he continued. "I never met a more narcissistic man. He talked about himself the whole time. I had to walk out, like, halfway through to smoke a joint ... just to, like, steel myself for the rest of it."
Harrelson's full interview is below. The Trump story starts at around the 4:12 mark, so we'd recommend starting there unless you want to listen to a weirdly apologist conversation about Lyndon B. Johnson.
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