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Igloo AustraliaIggy Azalea may have been LOL'ed out of America, but she's still a cleaning up back home. Now the rapper has proudly claimed what's rightfully hers. An "award-winning vagina."

The artist and X Factor Australiajudge took GQ Australia's Woman of the Year Award Wednesday night, and used her speech as an opportunity to joke (you'd hope) about her genitals.


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"Thank you so much. I didn't realise everyone was going to have such hilarious speeches and I didn't prepare anything this week. I just want to give a big thank you to GQ for this award."

"I've won a lot of awards over the last few years, but this one means the absolute most to me because I can finally say I have an award-winning vagina. Thank you," she said. Congrats!

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The joke continued when Mad Menstar Jon Hamm received a dramatically named award for International Man of the Decade.

"This is amazing for me. I got the best vagina in the world," he said according to reports. "How do you say no to that? I guess the short answer is you don't. You just say, 'Yes, this vagina is phenomenal.'"

Azalea's vaginal-centric remarks were actually an ironic throw back to what she'd previously told GQin this month’s issue. "I'm excited [about my award]. I like to call it 'Vagina of the Year' though. I don't know why it cracks me up, I just think it's funny to reduce myself down to a vagina sometimes," she told the magazine.

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"'Vagina of the Year' is a big achievement, number one Australian pussy. People won't get the joke, but it's funny because [in the media] women are reduced to vaginas. Some days I'm a vagina, others I'm a human."

You're a three-dimensional human being to us, Iggy. And you've had a rough year. Good luck to you, ma'am.

Meanwhile, Iggy Azalea found a counterpart in Thor God of ThunderChris Hemsworth, who won Man of the Year. Which is awkward because of that SNL sketch.

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