Sometimes you just want to say f*ck it.
Holiday shopping can The Exotic Time Machine (1998)be stressful - especially when you're broke.
SEE ALSO: 21 holiday gift ideas for the marijuana lover in your lifeBetween trying to find the perfect gift and not breaking your tiny budget, it's easy to think, "What if I never had to do this again?"
Here are 25 gift ideas under $5 almost guaranteed to get you uninvited to next year's Christmas party.
1. 50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule
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2. Four Piece Novelty Bone Ballpoint Pen
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3. Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-stress Ball
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4. Amurleopard Unisex Barbarian Knit Beanie Octopus
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5. I Fart In Yoga Class Car Decal
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6. Hail Satan Button Badge
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7. Luchador Bottle Opener
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8. BIAL Massage Facial Massager
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9. Lucky Penny With Tennessee Cut Out
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10. Loftus Your Number 2 Pen!
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11. Moustache Avocado Planner Clip
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12. Trojan Dash Button
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13. Dill Pickle Mints
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14. Poo-leaf Forest Green Grass-blade Ballpoint Silicon Grass Pen
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15. Dancing Boob Wind Up Toy
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16. It's Going Tibia Okay Bottle Opener
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17. Christmas Fancy Dress Turkey Hat
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18. Unicorn Poop Lip Balm
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19. Stick
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20. TY Beanie Baby Soft Plastic Tag Protector Case
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21. Metal Alloy Lord Darth Vader Beer Bottle Opener
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22. Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy
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23. Felt Eggs
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24. Vintage Dog Puppy in a Straw Country Hat Figurine
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25. Rubber Band Snowflake
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